#brianism

Even rainbows have the blues - shine on! #brianism

This is your life. Your life is short. Share smiles. Practice patience. Put down the mirror. Look up from the texting. Wonder. #brianism

My L.A. life was never about getting things I wanted, it was about surviving what I didn't want. #brianism

The End is nigh. And in the end, we find life really was ebola cherries. #brianism

If you try to bury me in the backyard, I'm going to dig underneath and pop up in the front yard. Believe. #brianism

Opinions have more to do with the one who has the opinion than with the thing he or she has the opinion about. #Brianism

Examine secrets very closely. They always carry an expiration date... #Brianism

Cherish the voices in our lives before they're gone. STOP TEXTING SO MUCH #Brianism

Takers may eat better but givers sleep better... #brianism

It's part of the _______culture is the new The Devil Made Me Do it... #Brianism

Really could use a friend but my Internet is down... #Brianism

"While in a drunken stupor" is the new "The Devil Made Me Do It!" ... #Brianism

Fallen angel, my eye! I was shoved... #Brianism

Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer give a damn ... #Brianism

Sarcasm is your best weapon against the stupid... #Brianism

Don't waste time with those trying to prove the truth... #Brianism

Don't cut yourself on other peoples' broken dreams... #Brianism

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. It's a thin line between brilliantly creative and an idiot. So what the hell, leap! #Brianism

Imagination is so much more important than knowledge.... #Brianism

Memory Test: what were you worried about a year ago? Hey! You survived! #Brianism

Be celebrated... not tolerated. #Brianism

You try and you try until you run out of cake.... #Brianism

Nothing worse than being haunted by a ghost's imagination. #brianism