#brianism
Even rainbows have the blues - shine on! #brianism
This is your life. Your life is short. Share smiles. Practice patience. Put down the mirror. Look up from the texting. Wonder. #brianism
My L.A. life was never about getting things I wanted, it was about surviving what I didn't want. #brianism
The End is nigh. And in the end, we find life really was ebola cherries. #brianism
If you try to bury me in the backyard, I'm going to dig underneath and pop up in the front yard. Believe. #brianism
Opinions have more to do with the one who has the opinion than with the thing he or she has the opinion about. #Brianism
Examine secrets very closely. They always carry an expiration date... #Brianism
Cherish the voices in our lives before they're gone. STOP TEXTING SO MUCH #Brianism
Takers may eat better but givers sleep better... #brianism
It's part of the _______culture is the new The Devil Made Me Do it... #Brianism
Really could use a friend but my Internet is down... #Brianism
"While in a drunken stupor" is the new "The Devil Made Me Do It!" ... #Brianism
Fallen angel, my eye! I was shoved... #Brianism
Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer give a damn ... #Brianism
Sarcasm is your best weapon against the stupid... #Brianism
Don't waste time with those trying to prove the truth... #Brianism
Don't cut yourself on other peoples' broken dreams... #Brianism
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. It's a thin line between brilliantly creative and an idiot. So what the hell, leap! #Brianism
Imagination is so much more important than knowledge.... #Brianism
Memory Test: what were you worried about a year ago? Hey! You survived! #Brianism
Be celebrated... not tolerated. #Brianism
You try and you try until you run out of cake.... #Brianism
Nothing worse than being haunted by a ghost's imagination. #brianism